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Trust and Safety

A Novel

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“Distressingly smart, wickedly sly, and side-clutchingly hilarious.”
—Vanessa Chan, author of The Storm We Made

“If you want a book that perfectly evokes millennial sexual politics under late-stage capitalism, and in which all of us—gay, straight, cis, and trans alike—are read for absolute filth, then look no further than Trust and Safety.”
—Rafael Frumkin, author of Confidence and Bugsy
A wry yet tenderhearted novel about a couple who attempt to buy their way into a “wild and precious” existence in the Hudson Valley, where they quickly become entangled with a queer couple living the dream analog life


Newlywed Rosie has grown disenchanted with NYC. Inspired by Instagram ads, she starts thirsting for a rural life upstate—one full of beauty and authenticity. She just needs to convince her tech-bro husband, Jordan, of her vision for the future. Willing to do anything for Rosie’s happiness, Jordan signs on, and they offer—well above asking price—on a beautiful, historic fixer-upper in the Hudson Valley.
 
But when Jordan suddenly loses his job, the couple is forced to rent out the property’s dilapidated outbuilding. There’s no heat, it’s overrun with mold, and nothing works. 
Enter Dylan and Lark: an incredibly attractive and handy queer couple who offer to rent the outbuilding and help Rosie and Jordan with repairs. They also happen to be living the life Rosie had envisioned for herself: hand-built furniture, herbal tinctures, guinea hens, and hand-dyed linens. Rosie grows increasingly infatuated with their new tenants, especially with model-esque, charismatic Dylanto Jordan’s increasing distress.
 
Whip-smart and wickedly funny, Trust and Safety examines questions of authenticity, betrayal, belonging, and entitlement, while poking fun at contemporary fear of the “gay agenda.”
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    • Library Journal

      December 1, 2023

      This duo's debut, The Very Nice Box, was well-received, and now they offer up a modern satire in which newly married couple Rosie and Jordan try to buy their way into a more authentic life by trading NYC for the Catskills. When they rent their Upstate outbuilding to a queer couple living the dream analog life, tensions rise. Prepub Alert.

      Copyright 2023 Library Journal

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    • Publisher's Weekly

      March 18, 2024
      Gleichman and Blackett (The Very Nice Box) satirize homophobia in their clever latest. When Rosie, 30, marries handsome tech lawyer Jordan Prawn, she hopes the partnership will bring her stability. Instead, she grows disillusioned with New York City and her job as a canvasser for an LGBTQ advocacy group. While browsing Zillow, she imagines a new life and convinces Jordan to put an offer on her dream house in Upstate New York. Jordan empties his savings to close the deal, then loses his job at a start-up after its personal assistant device courts controversy when it calls a straight user a “hot dyke,” and the company tanks. They rent out their shed to Dylan and Lark, two attractive women who belong to a queer polycule. Rosie becomes fascinated with the new tenants, who enthusiastically help her and Jordan with renovation projects and lead an appealingly unplugged lifestyle (Dylan uses a flip phone and builds furniture by hand). As Rosie’s desire for Dylan grows, she begins questioning her life’s choices. Blackett and Gleichman expertly build suspense following a bombshell revelation about Dylan’s true nature, and Jordan and his business partner’s attempts to consult with Dylan and Lark for a new family planning app are irresistibly cringeworthy. This intrigues and unsettles in equal measure. Agent: Faye Bender, Book Group.

    • Kirkus

      April 15, 2024
      A Millennial couple settles down in a ramshackle country house that just might be their dream home--if they can commit to a dream. Rosie and Jordan's fixer-upper in New York's Hudson Valley seems too Instagrammable to be true. Recent transplants from Brooklyn, the newlyweds are eager to partake in the pleasures of country living...as long as they're clean, instant, and aesthetically curated. Rosie and Jordan aren't received with the warm small-town welcome they'd imagined. "I'm sorry, but is everyone in this town gay and poly? Did we miss a memo?" Jordan asks when they're once again socially sidelined. Rosie is an indecisive do-gooder who pins all happiness on the move, and Jordan is a tech bro who's constantly either removing AirPods or rushing to carry out his wife's changing whims. When the move doesn't go according to plan, they decide to rent the house's outbuilding to earn some money. The moldy shack is rebranded as a "shabby chic cottage," and Jordan and Rosie become landlords to Dylan and Lark. The new tenants woodwork and pickle and quilt, effortlessly embodying a life that Rosie mistook for a lifestyle. Dylan and Lark are queer, kind, and endlessly capable. As the couples become more intertwined, Rosie is jostled out of her passivity. The image of Lark and Dylan cobbling together a world of friends and lovers, cold woods and hard work has Rosie spellbound. Does she really want to leave her old life behind, or does she just like the pretty picture? Rosie's thought processes are interesting, but some of the characters around her lack depth. Her husband and mother-in-law are particularly cartoonish, spewing microaggressions in a way that feels over the top. Still, the relationship between Rosie and Dylan is enthralling. Blackett and Gleichman skillfully capture the way a single look from the right person can make you embarrassed about every choice you've ever made. A fast, fun read that invites you to change your life (or at least quit Instagram).

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    • Booklist

      May 1, 2024
      Brooklynite newlywed Rosie quits her job as a canvasser for LGBTQIA+ rights and falls in love with an old upstate home. Because her tech bro husband, Jordan, is in love with her, and has rich parents, the house is theirs after a cutthroat bidding war. Once they move in and reality sets in, though, a bucolic new life in the historic home they paid double for seems more horror story than rom-com. The house is falling down, the locals all seem to hate them, and Rosie gets a job slaughtering chickens (humanely, of course). The couple rents a crumbling outbuilding to Dylan and Lark, tech-averse partners who are part of a larger queer polycule, and Rosie can't deny sparks between her and Dylan. As in their debut, The Very Nice Box (2021), Blackett and Gleichman pair a chipper-seeming story with deep satire and a growing sense of dread. Most of the characters are pretty hard to like, but in a fun way, which adds to the authors' commentary on money, tech, and all the tyranny and hypocrisy therein.

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